Chicago
Not that I'm a cat, but my cat thinks I'm her mom.
“I don't think my cat thinks that I'm a cat, but she thinks that I'm her mom. And she knows that she's a cat, but I don't think that she's put it together that, like, I am also a cat. She knows we're different 'cuz she knows I - Well, okay, I don't know what she knows. I'm assuming that she doesn't think I'm just like a giant dumb cat, because I think she super respects me as the weird non-cat giant animal caretaker that I am to her.”