“The answer to one unsolved mystery. Definitely like why in the world can't my wife clean up after herself and the most amazing thing about this is tha...”

“One time I woke up to: Oh, my God. Did I poop the bed? And I remember thinking, uh well, did they? Yeah. Wow. And, uh, why would they think that they...”

“What fictional or mythological creature would you want as a pet? Maybe, like a gnome or an elf? Something really tiny and cute that I can put in my po...”

“What is my guilty pleasure, song or album Definitely a toss up between Cyprus Hill's Temples of Boom and Faith No More's Angel Dust. They just both r...”

“Okay, what family recipe would I win with? Okay. I would just actually throw my hands up and say, uh, yeah, I give up. I can't do this, um, my mother ...”

“Like you go on a road trip with anyone . It would be . Donald Trump's like it , push him out of the car .”

“There's a scene in the movie Chips where one friend is helping his other friend get into the bathtub moving him, carrying across the room . Uh, There'...”

“Secret to getting a baby to sleep... Well, I've had two, and I can tell you that, uh, there is something like the Five S's. I just remember the ones t...”

“What personality trait do I hope to pass on to my children ? Uh, probably adaptability, being adaptive. I think with the speed of change and the world...”

“If I could make one of my worries disappear, it would probably be all the worries associated with sort of running a small business. You know, where an...”

“Something terrible I ate just to be polite. My, uh, father in law cooked horrible salmon. I don't like salmon that much in general, but horrible salmo...”

“Several times. I've had a dream about a dream and when I wake up I find myself very confused, and that happens pretty often. Not really had a dream co...”

“I would say that social media has started out really, the idea of building community and connecting folks. I think we know.. know now though that it's...”