ilsathejoe
Chicago
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ilsathejoe's Answers
As which animal would you wish to be reincarnated?
Living well as a goldfish, hopefully
“I guess if I was gonna be 'reincarned' - reincarnated as something other than a human, I would want to be, mmm, a goldfish. Yeah, I'd want to be a gol...”
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Is it ever justified to snoop through someone's phone? Have you ever?
When crime calls, you can snoop
“Um, it is justified to snoop through someone's phone when they go missing. I think that that's absolutely justified. You wanna find your friend, right...”
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What is something your Dad does that drives you crazy?
He has embarrassingly loud sneezes
“Something my dad does that drives me crazy - He's a really loud sneezer. Like, you know those people who just sneeze so loud, and- and he'll sneeze li...”
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You have to defend yourself from a wild animal; what's the largest beast you could take?
Nothing bigger than a squirrel
“If I was forced to defend myself from a wild animal, the largest animal I could take is probably a hedgehog. I definitely couldn't take - I could - ma...”
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Instead of burial, be composted! It's eco-friendly, but is it for you?
Our bodies should be returning to the earth
“Um, I totally support, like, an eco-friendly alternative to burying bodies. Like obviously, like, I wanna be, like, at least burned when I'm born, lik...”
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What binge-watch made you saddest when there were no more episodes?
I was sad when they ended Arcane. Check it out
“Okay, this answer is gonna get me no votes because my - the saddest thing I ever binge-watch and I was so - or, not the saddest thing I ever binge-wat...”
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What would be your job on the Death Star?
It depends on which Death Star, but probably a stormtrooper
“This is a complex question because if we're talking about the original Death Star, I probably wouldn't have a job on it because I'm a woman and a woma...”
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If you could be told when you're going to die, would you want to know?
Want to know when I'm to die - so I can start living.
“If I could be told when I was gonna die, would I want to know? I absolutely would want to know, and you wanna know why? 'Cuz if someone told me like, ...”
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What is one thing your parents taught you that you will pass down to your kids?
Pass the manners, not the gas
“Oh, so one thing my parents taught me that I'll pass down to my kids - I mean, I'm probably gonna pass everything down because that's just how it work...”
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Would you rather go on a space expedition or a submarine expedition?
Going to space is the less of two evils
“So, I personally probably wouldn't go on a space expedition or a submarine expedition, but if I had the choice, I would definitely go to space. And it...”
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Fate or Free Will: Explain why you control your destiny - or not!
Is free will for real? I sure hope so
“I really hope we have free will. To learn that everything was preordained for us would be - would make life really depressing, right? 'Cuz it's like, ...”
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If you've ever talked your way out of a ticket, what worked?
Running through, or over, the stop sign
“I have never talked my way out of a ticket before. I mean, there have been cops who literally just wanted to give me a warning, and people who just, l...”
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Tell us why you got your tattoo and what it signifies to you!
Digitized pizza to remember my time in NYC
“So I have a few different tattoos, and they all mean something different. Most of all, they have- I have like geeky tattoos everywhere, so these are a...”
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Who would you like to believe you were in a past life?
Love for Buddhism, learned from a past life
“I think about what I was in a past life a lot, actually, and I really think that I was, like, a bodhisattva or, like, a monk because I always - I don'...”
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