jaygish
Chicago
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jaygish's Answers
If you were a celebrity kid, who would you want your parents to be?
Hoops and healthy food with the Obamas
“Could it be the Obamas? Because then it's just afternoon driveway hoops with Barack, and then a a delicious, healthy meal with Michelle - mom and dad....”
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Alien vs Predator? Homer Simpson on Family Guy? What's the best crossover or cameo ever?
Landry from Friday Night Lights on Breaking Bad
“Alright, 'Spoiler Alert' for shows that are kind of old now. But even so, when Landry from Friday Night Lights who again spoiler for one season was a ...”
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What's a movie that is just so bad that its awesome?
Manos: The Hands of Fate, a MST3K classic
“There's a movie Manos: The Hands of Fate, which made it onto Mystery Science Theater, so maybe it makes it sort of an easy picking obvious choice but ...”
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Does your pet think you're a big dumb cat or dog, or does it think that it is a human?
They're not thinking as much as you think they think.
“I'm probably wrong, and I really hope science can prove it one day, but it really seems to me like indoor pets, they're -- it's just a hum in their b...”
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If you've ever worked in the service industry, what's your nightmare workplace story?
If Jabba the Hutt and Newman had a baby...
“I once had a job where our manager - his name was Rich - had the appearance and the personality of Jabba the Hutt mixed with Newman from Seinfeld.”
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What book or movie has impacted you the most?
The Empire Strikes Back, graphic novel
“It's a book and a movie at the same time, because I grew up reading the graphic novelization of The Empire Strikes Back, before I ever saw the movie. ...”
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As which animal would you wish to be reincarnated?
Triceratops reincarnate, but can I keep my brain?
“Dinosaurs. Is anybody not choosing dinosaurs? Either a T-Rex or Triceratops - big, strong - horns, if you're a Triceratops. What's better? Except, um,...”
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Aliens, Bigfoot & Ghosts (Oh my!) What 'out of the box' theories do you believe in?
A space-time conundrum.
“Look, space and time are connected, right? Scientists, astrophysicists, all of them, they tell us this is true. Space-time, it's a connected thing, an...”
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Pet Pix: Record your pet doing a trick!
Smilin' Spidey.
“The only type of pet I'm allowed in this small, inner city apartment is an insect and it can smile on command .”
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What's the most embarrassing job you ever had?
A struggle for bare backs (and bare sandwiches).
“I once had a a summer job where, uh, we worked for the county digging thistles, which, for anyone who doesn't know, is a a noxious weed that's spiny a...”
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Are some books so terrible they should be censored or banned?
They made Twilight, didn't they?
“Banned because they're terrible? No. They published the Twilight books, didn't they? Hang on Twilight fans, that's the point. It doesn't have to be go...”
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What's a food they make where you live, that you just can't get anywhere else?
A Chicago 'hot dog with everything' means ALMOST everything
“Here in Chicago they make hot dogs which you can get with everything - which means WITHOUT ketchup. Or, if you ask, you can get them WITH ketchup .. a...”
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What's your absolute worst first date story?
Saw Twister with a meteorologist. And not the fun kind.
“It was a first date where we watched the movie Twister. Classic. But my date was a meteorologist, and not the fun kind of meteorologist, just there wi...”
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Pick anyone living or dead to cook with for 2 hours. Who is it, and what are you making?
Simple with the son of God.
“I think it's Jesus, and I think we're making fish, bread, and wine, uh, 'cuz I don't have to bring very much to this. And then, when're you ever gonna...”
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