“Could it be the Obamas? Because then it's just afternoon driveway hoops with Barack, and then a a delicious, healthy meal with Michelle - mom and dad....”

“Alright, 'Spoiler Alert' for shows that are kind of old now. But even so, when Landry from Friday Night Lights who again spoiler for one season was a ...”

“There's a movie Manos: The Hands of Fate, which made it onto Mystery Science Theater, so maybe it makes it sort of an easy picking obvious choice but ...”

“I'm probably wrong, and I really hope science can prove it one day, but it really seems to me like indoor pets, they're -- it's just a hum in their b...”

“Ben Franklin, Charles Darwin, Agatha Christie, and Britney Spears. Let's mix it up. And if someone croaks at dinner, then we'll figure it out one way ...”

“I once had a job where our manager - his name was Rich - had the appearance and the personality of Jabba the Hutt mixed with Newman from Seinfeld.”

“It's a book and a movie at the same time, because I grew up reading the graphic novelization of The Empire Strikes Back, before I ever saw the movie. ...”

“Dinosaurs. Is anybody not choosing dinosaurs? Either a T-Rex or Triceratops - big, strong - horns, if you're a Triceratops. What's better? Except, um,...”

“Look, space and time are connected, right? Scientists, astrophysicists, all of them, they tell us this is true. Space-time, it's a connected thing, an...”

“The only type of pet I'm allowed in this small, inner city apartment is an insect and it can smile on command .”

“I once had a a summer job where, uh, we worked for the county digging thistles, which, for anyone who doesn't know, is a a noxious weed that's spiny a...”

“Banned because they're terrible? No. They published the Twilight books, didn't they? Hang on Twilight fans, that's the point. It doesn't have to be go...”

“Here in Chicago they make hot dogs which you can get with everything - which means WITHOUT ketchup. Or, if you ask, you can get them WITH ketchup .. a...”

“It was a first date where we watched the movie Twister. Classic. But my date was a meteorologist, and not the fun kind of meteorologist, just there wi...”

“I think it's Jesus, and I think we're making fish, bread, and wine, uh, 'cuz I don't have to bring very much to this. And then, when're you ever gonna...”